| Today the mommies were fighting....so i took big poops on their pillows to teach them a lesson. I didn't like to do it, but sometimes that's the only way they are going to learn.
Okay, maybe I did like it a little. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | yip. | | Time: | 09:22 pm |
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| So, this is my journal, um, because megan said I didnt know how to type, and I do so there!
I had a pretty cool day. I slept in until like really late. Then I just stayed in bed for a little while. Then I watched Montel and maury and jerry. After that, Armstrong and I farted on each other's butts for a few hours. It was so fun, and educational. I learned that Armstrong has wimpy farts! He started making them with his mouth after a while. I pretended not to notice, cos I'm his best friend...and it was kind of funny.
I am trying to start a cult that worships egg noodles. I am working on creating a shrine, and putting together a powerpoint presentation to lure the simple minded. I definitely think Armstrong will join. | comments: Leave a comment  |
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